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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?":D
 

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So Mz. Vickie comes in the room this morning and asks me what I'm doing on this Honda Forum. I picked one of the technical threads and scrolled throught it for her perusal. She seemed to leave satisified.
 

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Do you know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?
NOTHING, she's already been told twice.:eek:



DISCLAIMER-in no way do I encourage any form of domestic violence.
 

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Do you know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?
NOTHING, she's already been told twice.:eek:



DISCLAIMER-in no way do I encourage any form of domestic violence.
Your " disclaimer " is redundant. We would expect nothing less from a fellow who lives in " Beautiful crime free Guy Arkansas. "
 
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