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....I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

....I had amnesia once -- or twice.

....Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

....All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

....If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

....What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

....They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

....Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

....One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

....My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

....I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

....The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

....How can there be self-help "groups"?

....Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

....Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

....Hopefully I'll figure this out in 2010.

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Okay, I'll keep it going.... If tin whistles are made from tin, what do they make fog horns out of???

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Joe, there's only two people in this world who I trust implicitly: Me and Thee, and I sometimes wonder about Thee! LOL:D
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