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Words of Wisdom (gleaned after a lot of years on earth!):

Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach...


1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

2. Four wheels might move the body...but two wheels move the soul.

3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting in Church and thinking about my motorcycle.

4. Life may begin at 30...but it doesn't get interesting until about 95....mph.

5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.

6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.

7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

8. Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go...

9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.

10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.

11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.

And Finally:

12. Only Bikers understand why dogs stick their heads out car windows.
 

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Great words of wisdom they make alot of sense.
 

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I can relate to a number of those.
 

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#12 i don't, i've never asked a dog why he sticks his head out the window but i do know why i ride a motorcycle :)
 

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Hehe, I've asked but never got an anwser!
 

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no not until we get an answer from the dog:D
 

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Hmmmm, must have something to do with being from Washington! ;) :)
 

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Well said IKen; Now it just has to stop raining long enough here in the Northwest Corner so I can get out and ride.
From the Northwest Corner
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seeing that all my dogs are in the freezer i went over to my cousins to ask his dog. i figured that a belly rub would get him to talk but no luck
 

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My dog gets car sick,,,,,,maybe he needs to go for a bike ride.............OT
If you do take him go alone or at least ride at the back of the pack. My wife got sick on the way home from a dinner ride with a group of friends, believe me when I say the C/B radio is not quick enough. Not a pretty picture.
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Maybe if you rubbed the dogs belly instead of your cousins.......
what are you talking about i rubbed both their bellies and nither of them talked :)
 

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#11, the only thing they psyc you out of is money, could you imagine all the farkels and bling you could have on your wing at what a psychiatrist charges per visit. a psychiatrist is someone you pay to listen to all the things that your friends don't want you hear b*tch about
 
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