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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
A.. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to cuss?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern Fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins,..... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
 

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is it raining in cali or what joe =)
 

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I find them intellectual ,informative, and witty. But then again, I'm snowbound. Keep up the the good diversions Joe.
 

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Ahhhh. intellect on a different plane.....:rolleyes:

or just some funny sh_t.:eek:

YOU MAKE THE CALL:D


Either way, thanks Joe
 

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One of you northerners must have jinxed us. It feels like I am back in Kansas! However, It was a nice 60 deg sunny day today and I am laid up with a bad foot after falling out of the house on Monday. My foot slipped on the bottom step while taking the dog out. Oh well, I spent the day watching cowboy movies on TV. Here are some other things to do when you cant get out;
Look for Wingie in all of the old Wing World mags, look at goodies on TV, watch the Olympics,wax the wing and POLISH YOUR WHEELS.
 

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What is the second from last thing a redneck says;
Here hold my beer.
What is the last thing a redneck says;
Hey boys, watch this.......
 

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Thanks for the chuckles Joe. Remember, an Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can still hold on to one blade of grass, and not fall off the face of the Earth!:D
 

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Good stuff Joe, thanks. Now you aint gonna b'leve this but I'm head'n to another bar.
 
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