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The Aisle Seat

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London .

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat.

After
takeoff, the Rabbi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up
and get a coke.'

‘Don't get up,' said the Rabbi, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Rabbi’s shoe and spat in it.

When the Rabbi returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Again, the Rabbi obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the rabbi’s other shoe and spat in it.

When the rabbi returned,
they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As
the plane was landing, the Rabbi slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbours . . .

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on . . . ?

This fighting between our nations . . . ?

This hatred . . . ? This animosity . . . ?

.. . . This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes . . ... ?'
 

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Not Bad, Not Bad at All..........

Try this one on for size.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties..

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted,"Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead and said "Your *****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"
 

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If this thread gets any funnier, the Admins will probably give us our own forum page! I'm with you Marc...... come on spring!
 
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