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Forum: The Lounge   09-14-2019, 09:08 PM
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation....

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at...
Forum: The Lounge   09-12-2019, 11:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 139
Posted By jcsouders5464
You get Amazon orders on Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...

You get Amazon orders on Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am told they delivered but I never see until Tuesday.
Forum: The Lounge   09-12-2019, 11:31 PM
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One day, a large group of people were waiting for...

One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather...
Forum: New Member Introductions   09-12-2019, 11:24 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 253
Posted By jcsouders5464
I also welcome you from Fredericksburg Va....

I also welcome you from Fredericksburg Va. Message me, or Steve and see about setting up a ride.
Forum: The Lounge   09-10-2019, 01:01 AM
Replies: 12,112
Views: 645,789
Posted By jcsouders5464
Definitely pucker factor the first time, on your...

Definitely pucker factor the first time, on your driveway, Steve.
Forum: The Lounge   09-02-2019, 10:02 PM
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Posted By jcsouders5464
A blind man was describing his favorite sport,...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:

"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"

"My...
Forum: The Lounge   09-02-2019, 09:51 PM
Replies: 12,112
Views: 645,789
Posted By jcsouders5464
So have a short day due to Labor Day. But as soon...

So have a short day due to Labor Day. But as soon as I show up, crap the boss's Harley is in my bay. Leaking clutch master cylinder cover. And being Labor Day Harley dealer is closed for parts.
And...
Forum: The Lounge   08-29-2019, 05:06 PM
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Posted By jcsouders5464
A young man had seriously dated three girls and...

A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and...
Forum: The Lounge   08-29-2019, 05:05 PM
Replies: 2,116
Views: 192,472
Posted By jcsouders5464
Look Bernie Sanders and Chuck Shumer!!!!!!!!!!!

Look Bernie Sanders and Chuck Shumer!!!!!!!!!!!
Forum: The Lounge   08-15-2019, 07:23 PM
Replies: 2,116
Views: 192,472
Posted By jcsouders5464
Some lady flipped me off in the McDonald's drive...

Some lady flipped me off in the McDonald's drive thru, because I was taking to long to order.

So I paid for her food at the first window.

When I got to the second window, I showed them both...
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-26-2019, 02:26 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 590
Posted By jcsouders5464
Well I am from Texas originally. And it would ...

Well I am from Texas originally. And it would worry me to drive in Ca., Tx. and Florida. But I think most of those fatalities are probably crotch rocket antics with probably 10% of them being...
Forum: The Lounge   07-16-2019, 12:49 AM
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Views: 817,635
Posted By jcsouders5464
I hope some people do not see that. Do not get me...

I hope some people do not see that. Do not get me wrong, I think it is cool. But it is very much against the law in most states. Something to do with some chemicals that do not get burned into ashes...
Forum: The Lounge   07-12-2019, 11:29 AM
Replies: 43,478
Views: 1,598,882
Posted By jcsouders5464
Very bad pun:grin2:

Very bad pun:grin2:
Forum: The Lounge   07-12-2019, 11:28 AM
Replies: 43,478
Views: 1,598,882
Posted By jcsouders5464
With just a quick look at the pic, I thought I...

With just a quick look at the pic, I thought I was looking at a super sized aspirin bottle.
Forum: The Lounge   07-11-2019, 12:49 PM
Replies: 43,478
Views: 1,598,882
Posted By jcsouders5464
Now if this had been somebody else I would have...

Now if this had been somebody else I would have said "Is this anyway to talk about your wife?:wink2:"
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-11-2019, 01:23 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 639
Posted By jcsouders5464
A recommendation from some one who changed his...

A recommendation from some one who changed his IGP. I have some 18 inch needle nose pliers which you can get from Harbor Freight.
You can use these to get to the connector. This way you will not...
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-05-2019, 11:03 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 200
Posted By jcsouders5464
When I was installing my Helibars, I had to...

When I was installing my Helibars, I had to remove the heated grips to reinstall onto the Helibars. I found that if I plugged the grips into the battery directly they heated up well enough for them...
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-04-2019, 12:33 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 601
Posted By jcsouders5464
That was the Plastex, I mentioned.

That was the Plastex, I mentioned.
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-02-2019, 11:44 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 601
Posted By jcsouders5464
And I do not recommend any petroleum based...

And I do not recommend any petroleum based lubricant on rubber. I use silicone lubricant. Small tube goes a long ways. Oil based causes the rubber to swell as most rubber grommets are made from oil....
Forum: Honda Goldwing Forum General Discussion   07-02-2019, 11:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 601
Posted By jcsouders5464
Plastex. From Amazon or Eastern. Eastern gives...

Plastex. From Amazon or Eastern. Eastern gives you a range of colors. I was able to repair the trunk lid hinge mounts. and with a little added steel wire, I was able to make it I was even able to...
Forum: The Lounge   06-26-2019, 01:03 AM
Replies: 15,919
Views: 817,635
Posted By jcsouders5464
[QUOTE=Luv2fish;2201449]If you hunt and fish to...

[QUOTE=Luv2fish;2201449]If you hunt and fish to save money on your food budget you’re in for a BIG surprise.

They are the one thing that I did as a teenager that I still can do now, only better....
Forum: Recent Rides and Riding Experiences   06-06-2019, 04:36 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 326
Posted By jcsouders5464
And another person falls in love with a GL1800....

And another person falls in love with a GL1800. Congrats on your future bike.
Forum: The Lounge   06-03-2019, 09:32 PM
Replies: 12,112
Views: 645,789
Posted By jcsouders5464
This is what happened to me, for me to have to...

This is what happened to me, for me to have to skip the NC M&G.
1st On Monday before NC M&G I had to take my wallet out of pocket to show license to a surprise road stop. In a clients car no less....
Forum: The Lounge   06-03-2019, 12:28 AM
Replies: 12,112
Views: 645,789
Posted By jcsouders5464
I would say that you are probably not that bad...

I would say that you are probably not that bad off. A real miracle can be found in using sand as a cleaner in rusty conditions. Most likely you can get it cleaned with a 5 or 10 pound bag of play...
Forum: The Lounge   06-03-2019, 12:07 AM
Replies: 15,919
Views: 817,635
Posted By jcsouders5464
Found this on my Facebook ...

Found this on my Facebook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7widVSSb8ZY
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