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post #2101 of 2121 (permalink) Old 08-14-2019, 01:58 PM Thread Starter
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So there is this guy deep down in the Louisiana swamp county that was know for raising and training the best dogs for Duck hunting in the country.
The stories were going around D.C. about these incredible dogs, so one of the politicos decided he's going down there and buy one.
He arrives at the camp and tells Bodray, the dog guy he'd like to see a good dog in action. So they go out to a Duck blind with one of the dog and wait for some ducks to come by. Along comes a duck and the politico knocks him down.
Brodray points toward the duck and says fetch. The dog leaps out the blind and lands on the water, but before he can sink into the water he starts running on top of the water as he approaches the duck he dips his head snatches up the duck, does a skidding U-turn on top of the water and races back to the blind and lays the duck at the Politico's feet.
Politico, Well how much do you want for him???
Brodray, $500.00 dollars
Politico, $500.00 dollars for a Duck Dog "THAT CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!"
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Some lady flipped me off in the McDonald's drive thru, because I was taking to long to order.

So I paid for her food at the first window.

When I got to the second window, I showed them both receipts..... and took mine and her food.
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A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest breasts.
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SO which one was that ?????????????????
Curious minds want to know ?????

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A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:

"I am placed in the door and told when to jump"

"My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go"

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".
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