A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
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Heheheheheheheheheh! No comment.

Heheheheheheheheheh! No comment.

Your still here Lee? I thought you were on your way to sunny Az.:confused:

Tuesday morning. But it's not like I'm going camping, I'll be staying in a home that has a computer and a telephone and running water.

Tuesday morning. But it's not like I'm going camping, I'll be staying in a home that has a computer and a telephone and running water.

That's nice, that way you can keep us all updated on your trip.:)

... Howdy ... Okay And I Did Get My Own Blanket ... Happy Trails ...

If they were pretending to be married....did he have to pretend to be always wrong???

Hey chopin, did Ms. Vickie read that one?