Having your new Harley towed...$300/ Years supply of kitty litter for garage floor...$800/Dentist bill for overly vibrated teeth...$3,000/Needed accessories for overpriced bike...$8,000/ Owning a Goldwing...PRICELESS:D:D (saw this on another site,hope our Harley buddies take it in good humor)

Now that's good stuff..............:D

humor....harley sounds about the same to me.:rolleyes:

Years ago went for a ride with a buddy and we stopped side by side at a light. I looked at his steering bars and thought to my self good luck. I do admit, I like the sound, but much better sound on the wing when you ride for a long time. I did rent a Harley when I went to Vegas last year with the wife to check it out. When I picked up the bike from the rental I was purposely wearing all my Goldwing stuff. The guy asked me If I'm sure I didn't want the wing. Now Ive been there, done that I will rent the GL1800 from now on. My wife agrees with me.
BR

worlds most expinsive paint shaker, i've ridden a few harleys but i don't see owning one

Harleys are georgeous, the accessorys are well made, the bike is an American Icon, the company is one of the great business turnaround storys of all time. Even so, If in going on a ride over 150 miles it will be on a Wing.

Harleys are georgeous, the accessorys are well made, the bike is an American Icon, the company is one of the great business turnaround storys of all time. Even so, If in going on a ride over 150 miles it will be on a Wing.
must be a four day trip, three days riding and one getting that harley repaired :D

When I do my annual pilgrimage to Phoenix I rent a Harley. Great bike to rent: Pick it up, drive it around, give it back. Hard to find anything to rent in Arizona except a Harley.

What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?
Empty!


The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise
without the adverse side effect of horsepower!


Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road?
The other 5% actually made it home.


Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets?
Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head.


What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley?
Trade it in on a Suzuki.


Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the side stand is down?
They're afraid to lean over that far.


What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's home?
The Harley costs more and has fewer wheels.


How do you know you're riding a Harley?
While coming off an exit-ramp you get passed by a Vespa.


Why don't Harley riders wave at Goldwing riders?
Because they don't want to drop their tools.


How do you know all the aftermarket parts you bought for your Harley are worth the money?
You finally break into the 15's in the quarter mile!!!


What do you call a group of Harley Owners with a collective IQ of 120?
Sturgis!

How do Harley engineers tell if a bike is worthy of the Harley name?
They check to make sure the exhaust noise in decibels exceeds the horsepower rating.


Why don't Harley owners smile?
Once you realized you got conned into paying $25,000 for an outdated piece
of $#!+, would YOU be smiling?


What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The location of the dirtbags.


Why do Harleys have fringe?
So you can tell if they're moving.


How is a Harley Davidson like an old dog?
They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks.


How do you know your Harley is handling great?
You can almost keep up with the logging trucks when you're riding in the canyons.


What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog?
The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.


Why couldn't the Harley mechanic repair the doorknob?
Some things just can't be fixed with only a hammer and a rope.


What's the difference between a Harley taken to Daytona on a trailer and one that's being ridden there?
The one on the trailer is going about 30mph faster.


Why do all Harley owners have trailers??
So they can go around corners faster!


Where can you find the world's largest collection of Harley jokes?
On the showroom of the Harley mega-store in Milwaukee.
(Alternate answer: At Sturgis)


You know you're a Harley rider if:
You're unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light.


You confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws".


"Water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker.

Got to love intra-mural competition !