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post #1 of 1884 (permalink) Old 07-03-2011, 01:15 PM Thread Starter
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me

a Kiss?"


So she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...."

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i think you got the heading wrong on this joke thing

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You can delete the thread, if you want.

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you must be joking, not me

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Ok
Miss Jones a very prim and proper second Grade teacher ask the class to tell the class their favorite animal. As it goes around the class there is the usual , Cat, Dog, Horse and so on.
when it come to Little Johny, he say Fried Chicken. Miss Jones isn't sure she heard right and ask him to repeat what his favor animal was. Again it's Fried Chicken. this upsets Miss Jones. And she sends Johny to see the principal. The principal thinks this is kind of funny but tells Johny not to use Fried Chicken again.
A few days Later Miss Jones ask the class for there favorite person.
As it goes around the class there is Mom,Dad, George Washington, exct. when it comes to Little Johny he says Col. Sanders
Guess who's office he is sitting in.
Well I thought it was funny.
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I'm a little down today; I had an awesome part time job as a quality control inspector that I really enjoyed...I guess I was too good at my job...they let me go because I kept rejecting the "W"'s at the M&M factory!

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I'm a little down today; I had an awesome part time job as a quality control inspector that I really enjoyed...I guess I was too good at my job...they let me go because I kept rejecting the "W"'s at the M&M factory!
LOL...My girl's names are Erin and Megan
those are M and E's to us...LOL..
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A young couple moved to a new city and were eager to join the local church, they met with the church elders and were told they would be very welcome,but, first had to show their faith by abstaining from sex for a month.
They happily agreed and left, 3 weeks later they met again with the elders, they were very disappointed in themselves & looked very ashamed.
The elders ask what happened? Well, the husband explained, the first week was difficult,but, we prayed and that got us through. The second week was worse and we took many cold showers! But, the 3rd week & with his head bowed low he explained; My wife dropped a pail of paint...she bent over to pick it up & she wasn't wearing any panties..I couldn't help myself..I was overcome with lust..and had her right then and there!
The elders were shocked! They told the couple they were very sorry,but, they wouldn't be welcome to the church, slowly and with his head hung down he said..I know...we're not welcome at Home Dept anymore either!
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A young man moves to Alaska to seek adventure. At a local bar he sees a sign for the Kodiak club.
He learns that all he needs to do is drink a gallon of Canadian whisky, wrestle a polar bear, and make love to an eskimo woman. Eager to fit in he accepts the challenge.
He drinks the gallon of whisky and stumbles out into the snow.
A few days later he returns. Badly bruised and scratched he asks the barkeeper, "Now where is that Eskimo woman I need to wrestle?"
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